Please don't pet the goats. It's habit forming. Bring them to the Kuma-Ko for the bears to take care of. I'll offer my heron feather to whoever brings in the most.

Yes, the magic kind that provides one-time protection from harm.

Yes, you'll need it.

Bonus points if you tape the goat's mouth up so I don't have to listen to it.

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